Favorite Pregancy Dreams So Far, or, I Am Actually as Crazy as I Thought.
- The one in which I was putting together a Spoon show at some weird circular theater. Co-starring: Britt Daniel; my grade school friend, Tasha Taylor (who I saw on House that night); and junior high best friend, Cari Phillips.
- The one in which I fell into the River Seine and was washed away to some countryside estate where menacing robot-people threatened to do something menacing and I killed one with my bare hands in the back of a station wagon.
- The one in which everyone on my dad's side of the family was gathered at my great grandmother's house getting ready to go to a titty bar. Best line of the dream (said by my mother): "I don't really like porn because of all the sweaty pubic hair."
